Music

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Some things you cannot be objective about. Coldplay is one of them. Is Chris Martin annoying? Yes, probably. Is it ridiculous that some of their song titles are emojis? Again, yes. Have Coldplay become the living embodiment of what Gen Z consider deeply middle-aged and unhip? Yes they have. Do I give one sh*t? No I do not. 

Any fans of Radiohead out there, I think it's time we face facts. Radiohead are not coming back. It has been NINE YEARS since their last album, during which time all of its members have consistently released new music on the reg. Of course, the band itself would never do anything as naff as actually announce their retirement or a farewell tour. In fact, if you were to draw up the archetypal way for Radiohead to disband, this would be it: just cease to exist, form new bands, p